Mammoths and polar bear existence threatened by global temperature changes! Alert Al Gore!
Like, there was this top-secret mission, see, and these Delta Force guys, they had to go into Siberia and the Russians, they didn’t know because it was secret, man, secret! And then the Delta Force guys, they seen these prehistoric woolly mammoths and shot this video, and then the video of this top-secret mission, it winds up on youtube…
But really–don’t I wish! Oh, I’d love to see a mammoth!
(Well, dude, you shoulda joined Delta Force, man…!)